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'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

Cupid views his online credit rating.

A look into the future?!

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."

'Small business' begging to be let in 'Banks' maze to find a loan

'Even Kevin Yomp got an 'A' - grade inflation is so unfair'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

'Your fico score is really exciting.'

Conservative approach superheroes

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'I want to get a loan and pay it back immediately so I can raise my credit score and take out an even larger loan.'

'Forgive me if I seem a bit gloomy. Today's the 20th anniversary of my first bad credit report.'

"Today's man lesson is 'The Art of Promising'."