Credit Score Challengers Mugs

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

A look into the future?!

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

Cupid views his online credit rating.

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."

'Small business' begging to be let in 'Banks' maze to find a loan

'Even Kevin Yomp got an 'A' - grade inflation is so unfair'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

Conservative approach superheroes

'Your fico score is really exciting.'

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'I want to get a loan and pay it back immediately so I can raise my credit score and take out an even larger loan.'

'Forgive me if I seem a bit gloomy. Today's the 20th anniversary of my first bad credit report.'