Credit Score Crusader Mugs

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

One way only.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'You're ambitious I see!'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

Personal Calorie Counter

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

A look into the future?!