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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

A day at the transgenic races

Medicinal plants

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Agency Moody's comments

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

DNA doctor

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Fallen Angel.

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Mendel and the Pea.

DNA Test

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"