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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

A day at the transgenic races

Medicinal plants

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Agency Moody's comments

DNA doctor

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Fallen Angel.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Mendel and the Pea.

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"