Creature Cartoon Appreciator Gifts

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

No Soliciting

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"I love this time of year."