Creative Writing Teacher T-Shirts

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

Your cat may have sat on the mat...but whre is it's motivation,why the mat and not the parquet flooring?

"Tell me again why you need a smartwatch, fitness tracker and wireless earbuds to teach creative writing."

'Hey! Metaphor on the floor, Mister!'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Artist

Paul Klee

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Map of the human brain

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'