Creative Writing Teacher Mugs

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

Your cat may have sat on the mat...but whre is it's motivation,why the mat and not the parquet flooring?

"Tell me again why you need a smartwatch, fitness tracker and wireless earbuds to teach creative writing."

'Hey! Metaphor on the floor, Mister!'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Comedy Writing 101: The Works of Steve Martin

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Paul Klee

The Artist

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Map of the human brain

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."