Creative Writing Instructor Mugs

Stage one...scratch heads... one and two and...'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Their eyes met and his heart soared, like the price of gas before a long weekend.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Edison: The Early Years,

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"