Creative Workaround Lover Gifts

Spiro & Pusho workers

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Man rolling ball up a hill

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Sculptor'

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Zero Tolerance

Class Reunion

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

Meals on Wheels.

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."

"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."