Creative Swearer Gifts

Minced Oath Day 2022

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Artists of the wild west.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Prisoner still life painting.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Ginspiration!

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Diy section in library

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Dr Frankenstein's airplane.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.