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"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Late/Too Late.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'