Creative Survivalist Prints

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Late/Too Late.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Arf! Arf!'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'