Creative Startups Gifts

Launderade.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Boom

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

S.S.dot.com

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Start up

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."