Creative Sentencing Gifts

"That 'cruel and unusual' rule sure stifles my creativity!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Resourceful toddler

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Jerry Lordan

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

The Masters.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Exhibition for Prisoners

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'The deal is five to ten - - but you can govern from your cell.'

'No, son! This isn't your paint-by-numbers. This is your math homework!'