Creative Convict Gifts

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Building Blocks.

Think Just Inside The Box.

Jerry Lordan

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Prisoner still life painting.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Exhibition for Prisoners

Stage producer.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Editorial Control

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Graffiti Art Class

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'