Creative Scanner Gifts

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Bright idea

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Multi-Tasking

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Building Blocks.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Full System Scan

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Stephen King

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Toilet Art.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Woman and sport trainer