Creative Rival Gifts

Degas Was Here

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Genius Envy

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The Sculptor

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'My app just ate your widget.'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Graffiti Art Class

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

"Nice to see kids still appreciate the classics."

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Interpretive marathon

Graffiti Artists

Francis Bacon

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'