Creative Property Investor Gifts

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I've invested in property..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Sold his air rights."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pig's Human Bank

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'They're playing house.'

Turtle Home

Artist Painting Dollar.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."