Creative Property Investor Prints

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I've invested in property..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Sold his air rights."

Pig's Human Bank

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'They're playing house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Artist Painting Dollar.

Turtle Home

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."