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'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Mom Umpires

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'