Creative Law Enforcer Pillows

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'