Creative Genius On A Budget Gifts

I get my ideas on sale...

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We only got six days of funding."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The Walk of Shame

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

A man stealing another person's ideas

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

Steve Jobs

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

Budget Opticians.

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'