Creative Eating Pillows

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Tzatzikicicle

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Spatula Conductor

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Artist and chiken

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'Hoopla!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!