Creative Control Seeker Gifts

"You sure you want to go the self-publishing route?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Bright idea

Raincloud Umbrella

"Look! No hands!"

The Origami Society...

Multi-Tasking

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Oh course!'

Creative Juices

Cut out and keep your own Muse.

Toilet Art.

Cow cartooning block.

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

Control in the workplace.