Creative Beachcomber Gifts

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Frying sausages by the sea.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Daughters on the beach

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Crab with a clown face.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'