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'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Are you done yet?'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Painting

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Artistic Licence.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Crayo-Blah

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Crayons again?"

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Spinning Plates!

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'That brush - how many dpi?'