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'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Are you done yet?'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Painting

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Artistic Licence.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Lawrence of Suburbia

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Crayo-Blah

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Crayons again?"

The Cartoonist's armoury

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Spinning Plates!

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.