Crash Watcher Gifts

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bird Torture.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Squirrel on the beach

Before the riots/after the riots

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

Benjamin Franklin.

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"Help!"

Woman and sport trainer

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

Gulliver's Travails

Politicians walking back their ill-advised comments.