Crash Watcher Prints

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Squirrel on the beach

Before the riots/after the riots

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Benjamin Franklin.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Help!"

Woman and sport trainer

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".