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Potter

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Waiting for retirement.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Home maintenance

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy