Craftswoman Pillows

Potter

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

I love embroidery

Waiting for retirement.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

The Sculptor

Education and Apprenticeships

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

Home maintenance

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)