Craftsmanship Traveler Pillows

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'I had a cough at the time!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Christmas Craftwork

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Raw Piano Bar

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Pottery