Crafts Gifts

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Origami Mail

Pinochio's Computer

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Air Hag.

"I made you a vest."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Politics has divided everything."

"I'm not cut out for this job."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'Model Aircraft.'

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

"I'm really glad I did that course in Origami"

'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'

'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Dot to dot spiderweb.

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'