Crafts Mugs

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

Origami Mail

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Pinochio's Computer

A DIY disaster.

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"I'm really glad I did that course in Origami"

"Politics has divided everything."

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

The Knitwit...

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'

'I know you're doing this just to stall so there won't be enough time to stop at the craft fair on the way home!'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"I made you a vest."