Cozy Storyteller Pillows

Best. Gran. Ever.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

How I met your mother

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Daughters at Bedtime

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Snow is falling...

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Centaur falls in love.

Hog Futures

"Love me?"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

'He said, but for you he wouldn't have stuck your credit card to the roof of his mouth in the first place...'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"