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"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

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Moving in

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

The Red Carpet

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Bats with blankets.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Baby blanket.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"God, I love this show!"

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"