Cozy Critics Mugs

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

The Red Carpet

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Bats with blankets.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.