Coziness Critic Mugs

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Bookworm Sleepover

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Electric Blanket.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Is that you purring?"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Cosy night in

Bats with blankets.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Dogs in a basket

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything