Coziness Critic Gifts

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Bookworm Sleepover

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

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"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Is that you purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

Cosy night in

Dogs in a basket

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"God, I love this show!"