Cozy Coordinator T-Shirts

Hang the PJ's

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Bats with blankets.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Quick! Look cute!'

Home Working

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'