Cozy Coordinator Pillows

Hang the PJ's

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Home Working

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Infinity scarf"

'Quick! Look cute!'

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"C'mere, space heater."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"