Cozy Ceremony Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

Zoom Wedding

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

Double Wedding

"You said it—everybody heard you."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Inauguration of Love

Christening

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

So the Queen doesn't do registry offices! Probably why she didn't come to our wedding!