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Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Zumma Cum Laude

Trappist talk show.

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Double Wedding

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Stonehenge Bowling

Christening

Josquin Des Press

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Inauguration of Love

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Swearing a Child.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'She wants to speak to her mum!'

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'