Coxswain T-Shirts

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Pet Cone

Witch Rowing Team

A coxswain attempting to dance

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I just don't get it - the big fellows spend ages settling into their seats, then the little fellow at the ends shouts at them and they row off backwards!'

'Do you take requests?'

'Aw, you guys.'

'I'm getting bad vibes.'

"I hear he's a coxswain. What a pity. Perhaps they can adopt."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"We've made a few changes."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

You're so demanding, run it yourself!