Cowpoke Comedy Lover Gifts

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

Sick Rancher Humor

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

A Grazing Shark

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Student driver"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Wanted for Stick Up

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Not at all O.K. Corral

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Uke Free Zone

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

'Hello Shitty.'

Cow Boy

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

1876: The Wild West

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

The Nancy Boys.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

Chicken chaps

Cow Writers Block.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"