Cowpoke Comedies Gifts

Chicken chaps

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

1876: The Wild West

'Damn it! I can never remember which one's the lighter.'

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

Cow Writers Block.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

F&E Ranch. If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer a tattoo.

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"