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'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

A Grazing Shark

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"Student driver"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"You didn't shake out your boot."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Uke Free Zone

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

1876: The Wild West

The Nancy Boys.

Cow Boy

'Hello Shitty.'

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Chicken chaps

Cow Writers Block.