Cowboy-themed Events Gifts

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman