Cowboy Role-play Enthusiast Pillows

'When you say I have 24 hours to get out of town, does that include the grace period?'

Spot the Baddie.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They're class action figures."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cow duel.

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.