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'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The discovery of electricity...

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."