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"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Venus cow trap.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Kamikaze Colour

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'